Broken Porcelain

I guess this will be my first time blogging with the Blogger app for the year 2013. As usual , I shall save everything as a draft and post it when I have time on the laptop.

Moving on , I have been seeing a lot of people.. They're just not ordinary people. I guess you can say that they're in love ? I mean , 2013. #YOLO right ? I have nothing against these people but of course , if you are near me , you mustn't do these in front of me.

Speak about love ; as much as I want to know more about you , I have no keen interest in how you fell in love and whatnot. I'm not really into.. Love-related matters and unless you are like my closest friends , I won't really be much of listener. I'm not being mean ! I am just honest but of course , if you are feeling down because of things like what ? Rejections or something. Just come to me if you have no one to vent out your negative emotions on. I self-proclaimed myself as excellent at soaking up people's sadness but also , I'm not the best person when it comes to consoling someone. I just don't know what to do.

Public Lovey-Dovey ; I'm okay if the couple holds hand because we all know that the act of holding hands symbolizes the fact that they are together right ? And besides , what's wrong with two people holding hands in public ~ but , there are other PDAs that I despise like kissing .. Or worse . I mean , you're doing it in public ! Aren't you worried because there's a hundred pair of eyes staring at you two go at it ? Man... You're killing all the single individuals that see you ( sob ... sob )

Also , there's an exception to this. If

you're an extremely close friend of mine then I shall tolerate it then. Again , if you're a stranger doing these PDAs in public , I'm gonna throw eggs at ya~

Cheat ; This only applies to those who are in a relationship. If you are gonna cheat , then just split. Why cheat if you can just break up first then go with the person you wanna... Go with ? I mean , don't break your counterpart's heart. No exceptions , if you're a friend of mine and I caught you cheating , I can't really do much.